I never let go of the run button
I sit 8 inches closer to the screen
I use a keyboard (because I am an idiot)
I chew my bottom lip
I swear constantly
I laugh constantly
I do trigonometry and calculus at the speed of light
I spend half the time on autopilot
I savor the squishy wet slap of my run
I get sick of ‘Princess in Another Castle’ jokes
I stay up till 4:00 AM
I sometimes wonder if I should be doing something better with my time
I use Jill (of Mighty Jill Off fame) whenever I can
My pinkie hurts
My eyes hurt
I get sick of all the retro-fetish
I rage quit.
When I’m not playing Super Meat Boy I kinda sorta feel like playing Super Meat Boy
Out of all those overhyped essays, reviews, articles and whatever else, that’s the very first one that made me actually want to play this game.